Eating and drinking Santorum

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Our frothy fecal friend is unlikely to become president, but there's plenty of cause for celebration: You can now both eat and drink Santorum.

Slate has the tale of a bar in Brooklyn called the Pacific Standard that offers a really gross scrumptious-sounding Santorum cocktail: Bailey's Irish Cream and orange-flavored vodka. Garnished with little chocolate bits. It has a nice color to it, but the writer wasn't too enamored of the flavor:

Savoring one last slurp, I slid my half-full glass back to the bartender: “That was a lovely experience, but I need to wash the taste out of my mouth. Would you please pour me a glass of Doc's?”

“Sure thing,” he said. Then he tried the line on his tongue: “'That was a lovely experience, but I need to wash the taste out of my mouth.'” Beat. “I haven't heard that since college.”

Har har.

Then there's the Santorum Frothy Chocolate Cream Pie, which seems a little more tasty, as is the Apocalypsecakes description of Prez Frothy's administration:

Santorum will spend his first day in office detaining you at Guantanamo for all your yoga and blowjobs. You will be chained to a rock, naked and pregnant, by Santorum’s legion of Abercrombie youth group members. Then, while you’re cold and alone and left to give birth to your gay best friend’s gay-by, a mob of Catholic priests will take a break from their Cuban slave-boy auction to tase you for each non-procreative orgasm you’ve ever had.

Although I would be careful not to bake the contraceptives.

Comments

Considering how Christ-like Santorum would like to be, it's interesting how people eat the "body of Christ" in the same way that we're now into eating Santorum in his various manifestations.

Posted by Harrell Rabinowitz on Mar. 13, 2012 @ 3:24 pm