A few choice selections from our archives
Dianne Feinstein takes off her gloves
White gloves still haunt Dianne Feinstein's political life. She has been wearing them ever since she first went to dancing class, and fellow politicians have accused her of refusing to take them off for politics. Her old political allies bring up the image again and again: those little white gloves seem to crystallize their irritation with her Pacific Heights femininity, the world of the Junior League, the chauffeur and the Goody Two Shoes approach to politics. In 1971 during her disastrous campaign for Mayor, she did her best to reach beyond her background. She promised a Hunters Point crowd she'd never shuck or jive. But she was still wearing those little white gloves.
The white gloves are off now. Feinstein learned from her 1971 defeat and she doesn't want to lose this time around. She is jostling with state senators Milton Marks and George Moscone for first place at the starting gate in next year's Mayor's race, and she is no longer a political dilettante operating on intuition and integrity.
The new Dianne Feinstein is a canny political animal, assiduously cultivating the "homeowner vote" in the foggy reaches of the Avenues while nursing along her original liberal constituency. "She's dropped the Goody Two Shoes act and she's willing to play hardball politics," one of her fellow supervisors says admiringly. "She's moving toward the center and she's getting very good advice."
"How can you be for the vice squad, for police helicopters, against nude shows and for gay rights?" asks Harvey Milk, a gay former candidate for supervisor. "It doesn't add up."
Staggering with Bukowski
The beer, the day, whatever the reason, [poet Charles] Bukowski is not reading well with little enthusiasm, little animation, little inflection in his voice, save the long drawl on certain words. He rarely looks up from his script while reading, as if he hasn't seen the poems before. Hunched over, his glasses reflect the two spotlights and act as mirrors, blocking the audience from his eyes. At his best he is poetical, distant. At his worst, he is an old man reading the news. And finally the warning, "This is going to be my next-to-last poem." A few say "No, no." Bukowski asks, "Are there any questions?" Again, mixed shoutings answer, a few voices mimic animals, and far from the rear, the high nasal voice says "Bullshit". Bukowski replies, "Lay off that cheeeeeep, rot-gut wine or you're not going to live a weeeeeeek. If the wine doesn't get youuuuuuu, I might." The crowd likes this. Shifting gears, the poet says, "Any young girls want my phone number try Joe Wolberg." Several replies follow, many sound dubious, and the poet says, "Okay, Babe-A."
EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES. By Tom Robbins. Houghton-Mifflin, $4.95.
Tragedy ensues but is softened by the cosmic good humor that shines throughout the book. For this world and its languages, Robbins shows an infectious love that is constantly leading him into literary excesses guaranteed to get him hanged in more proper circles. Didactic, discursive, anthropomorphic, loaded with enough outrageous similes to send a basketful to each poet in the American Academy, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues operates on the refreshing premise that the whole world is alive. This book will make you laugh out loud in the elevator. This book should have champagne and tears spilled on it. This book is Cervantes born again. Thank you, Tom Robbins.
The Film Festival
The 20th Annual San Francisco International Film Festival, which was held at the Palace of Fine Arts Oct. 13-24, was another one of those Sacred Monster affairs that exist above and beyond almost anything that can be said about them.
For me, there was the added excitement this year of the Guardian's Banned-from-the-Festival status (see Guardian 10/8, 10/22/76). Because of our reporting on the Film Festival last year, the Guardian was not allowed to attend this year's event on the same basis as the 98 acceptable representatives from the press. But we went ahead and bough some tickets on the sly, and on the nights of the showings I slunk in to take my place in the audience, glancing furtively around to make sure I hadn't been spotted. As something of a natural-born outsider, I found the role of a party crasher to fit like a glove.
Still, my perspective on the festival has not really changed. I doubt that I could ever really resolve my attitudes about culture to fit the festival's concept of Culture. Movies are still just movies to me, and charging an extra dollar to see them does not alter that fact.
From the personal ads:
Plug Me In
Says my refrigerator. Very attractive lesbian who lacks only cooking skills would like sympathetic Jewish woman to offer either her knowledge of the art or dinner for the rest of my life. Write P.O. Box 11528 SF CA 94101
Long hours, no pay. For a good-looking San Francisco man, 29. Qualifications: must be beautiful, intelligent, easygoing. No experience necessary. Please, no Republicans.
WM, 38, angry, depressed, timid, gentle, understanding seeks similarly minded F with whom to wait for Godot and/or etc.
My Marriage Was No Fun
Finally my wife and I figured out that we would be happier if we weren't together. Since then, I have discovered freedom, but it hasn't been in single bars. It has been squeezing the toothpaste any way I please, or being able to change plans at the last minute. I am 44, nice-looking, secure, and I would be interested in meeting a woman, younger or older, who would like to share her freedom with me.
I am an R.C. priest who takes his religious calling very seriously. But God also made me a man. I have thought about leaving the Church, but feel that that would be very wrong. God didn't create us to live half lives, He will understand. While I'm sexually inexperienced, I am attractive, accomplished and sincere. Obviously discretion is a must.
Women Are Taught to Say "No"
This one is happy, bright, and attractive, and she is ready to begin saying "Yes." Now, what are the questions?