SUPEREGO "It's not the heat, it's the humidity." Actually, having just touched down from the East Coast, lemme tell ya it's both. No matter how much I may wish I was getting down to Afro-acid in New York's P.S. 1 courtyard, I know I'd be rabidly itching to claw off my custom polyester Isabel Toledo bunny suit if I had to deal with the Big Apple heatwave. I much prefer to get sweaty on purpose, after dark, in our own climate of nuttiness, thank you very much.
(A note: This column is dedicated to the memory of Daithí Donnelly, a mastermind behind Anu, Swig, Bourbon and Branch, and more who passed away earlier this month. We'll sorely miss his tireless dedication to SF nightlife.)
DISCO VS. DUBSTEP
"Why the hell not?," I ask you. I'm anxious to hear the result of this new weekly 18+ club experiment at Poleng, as local and international DJs from both sides of the seemingly incongruous musical divide square off or blend their various strains. Firsts up: Kid Kameleon and Lexxus in the dubstep room, and Salva and B. Bravo in the disco room. Stand in the middle.
Wednesdays starting Wed/26, $5 for under 21/ over 21 free. Poleng, 1751 Fulton, SF. www.hacksawent.com 
There's so much going on right now on SF's dark side that occasionally regular parties that I enjoy immensely slip through my liquor-lubricated crack. Thus, I've finally gotta give many snaps to the queerlightful monthly Stay Gold party, which features "hella gay dance jamz" from DJs Rapid Fire and Pink Lightning and a beauteous crowd of lezzies, fags, and in-betweens.
Wed/26 and last Wednesdays, 10:30 p.m., $3. Make-Out Room, 3225 22nd St., SF. www.makeoutroom.com 
Electronic music, without those annoying synthesizers. Perfect! The Toronto-based experimental rock quartet subs in live drums and bass plus toy keyboards, effects pedals, and other delicious analog goodies to reinterpret edgy dance sounds. It really works, and gives rise to some surprisingly heady combinations.
Thu/27, 8:30 p.m., $15. The Independent, 628 Divisadero, SF. www.independentsf.com 
KEYS N KRATES
More live electro-emuutf8g shenanigans from Toronto, this time courtesy of the multi-member outfit dubbed "kings of the live remix." Discover in wonder their guitars-and-turntable versions of Justice and other dance floor juggernauts. It's no joke karaoke, the boys mean business.
Sat/29, 10 p.m., $10. Club Six, 66 Sixth St., SF. www.clubsix1.com 
Once upon a time there was an amazing bar called the Transfer where really fun nightlife things happened. One of those fun things was Big Top, promoter Joshua J's outrageous circus-themed drag hoo-haw. It was like Cirque du Soleil, but with less French and much more basket. Well, it's back, now at Club Eight, with three rings of disco-tinged scandal.
Sat/29 and last Saturdays, 10 p.m., $5. Club Eight, 1151 Folsom, SF. www.eightsf.com 
I went to the premiere of this monthly party earlier this summer, and it was too, too much. Packed with young art stars, energized scenesters, and vogueing there was indeed a runway it brought together many of the city's oft-dispersed up-and-coming movers and shakers. With surprisingly little irony! Ms. Terry and Mani host, with DJs Chelsea Starr, Frankie Sharp, and more.
Sat/29, 10 p.m., $5. Triple Crown, 1772 market, SF. www.triplecrownsf.com 
1999: RETURN OF THE RAVE
I'm so scared of this! Were you still raving in 1999? If you were, and you haven't died of sugar-shock from all those candy necklaces, then you may want to wayback with ages 16+ to those Hot Topic-tinged days of yore.
Sat/29, 9 p.m.4 a.m., $40. regency Ballroom, 1300 Van Ness, SF. www.skillsdj.com