CAREERS AND ED: Classes for fun and possible profit
CAREERS AND ED Heed we now Mark Twain: "I never let my schooling interfere with my education." Holler, MT — that degree on your wall don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. Why not finish out your coldest winter with an unexpected course in a new — and maybe even marketable — skill?
"Isn't that a magnificent sulfur-bellied flycatcher!" Joe Morlan has been teaching this City College course for more than 30 years, and his weekend field trips are sure to increase your feathered friend-spotting wingspan.
Sept 14–Oct 26, 7–9:30 p.m., $130–$140. Marina Middle School, 3500 Fillmore, SF. (415) 561-1860, www.ccsf.edu 
What kid doesn't live in her own cartoon strip? Sirron Norris (painter of sardonic blue bears and "Victorion," the gentrification bot) empowers young people to give birth to their illustrated worlds at his Mission District studio and gallery.
Aug 26–Sept. 16, 4–5 p.m. $100. Sirron Norris Studio and Gallery, 1406 Valencia, SF. (415) 648-4191, www.sirronnorris.com 
Calling all activists: up the evocation of your iPhone captures, share production tips with camerapeople-in-arms, even make your footage into an episode of Berkeley's BeTV at this East Bay Free Skool offering.
Third Thursdays, 7–8:30 p.m., free. Berkeley Community Media, 2238 Martin Luther King, Berk. eastbayfreeskool.wikia.com
Grab your zils (scientific name: handheld clicky-clackers) and turn your paunch to power in this six-week course, which starts at hand floreos and undulates up to the shimmy step.
Tues and Fri 6:30–-7:30 p.m., Sat 11 a.m.–12 p.m., $10 drop-in, $48 for six classes. Fat Chance Belly Dance, 670 South Van Ness, SF. (415) 431-4322, www.fcbd.com 
The perfect class for young'uns to get started on their fire arts career — eight to eleven-year-olds can enjoy this Crucible primer on the joy of creative building.
Sept 20- Oct 26, 4–6 p.m. $240. The Crucible, 1260 Seventh St., Oakl. (510) 444-0919, www.thecrucible.org 
Their hives were recently the victims of a distressing insecticide attack — but the urban agriculturists at Hayes Valley Farm soldier on in their mission to educate peeps on the beauty of urban beekeeping.
Sept 20, 10 a.m.- 12 p.m. $20–$40 sliding scale. Hayes Valley Farm, 450 Laguna, SF. www.hayesvalleyfarm.com 
It's the fast track to that contortionist career you've always dreamed about! A crash course in control, stability, and limber limbs at SF's premier spot for circus learnin'.
Sept.8–Dec 8, 5:30–7:30 p.m., $480. Circus Center, 755 Frederick, SF. (415) 759-8123, www.circuscenter.org