Nursing a San Francisco breakup with farm : table
CHEAP EATS I probably could have picked a better route to the restaurant. Maybe if I'd gotten off at the Powell station instead of Civic Center. As it was, at not-even-9 a.m. on a Saturday, I had to step over piles of shit and vomit.
It was like reading one of my restaurant reviews; it's part of life, yes, but not necessarily the part you want to happen before dinner. Or in this case, breakfast.
But, so you know, I would step over dead bodies and piles of fish guts to caffeinate and chew things up with my friend Kayday. Especially at farm : table, which I had heard about and have been meaning to get to for forever. High on my list of Things To Do this year is to find my way back to my former farmerliness. Because I miss the eggs, but also because I'm tired of myself in my shit-kicking city-fried people personhood. I long for the smell of a chicken coop.
Kayday, who was essentially nudged out of San Francisco for the same reason I will be one day — for not being the cool kind of queer — was down for the weekend from Seattle. Not for Pride — for the weekend before, to consign and collect her guitars and things.
I do hope everyone had a happy and proudful Pride month, and weekend, and parade. I encourage this forward-thinking bubble, being the self-proclaimed beacon of queer acceptance that it, um, proclaims itself to be, to start opening not only its mouth but its employment opportunities, its hearts, and even in some cases (gasp) its zippers to transwomen before we lose more good guitar players to Seattle.
Mine had about a gazillion job interviews in the one year she was here, but no job offers, whereas she was one-for-one in both Los Angeles and Seattle. Which reminds me of my romantical track record, home and away. Not that we talk about this. You just can't help wondering.
"I feel like I was dumped by San Francisco," Kayday said.
We were sitting at the inside table. That's officially all there is, inside, at farm : table, is one pretty big square one, seats maybe eight, and then a couple more on the sidewalk.
"That sucks," I said, biting into my fresh pea and pecorino quiche, which didn't. It was light and fluffy, and I could almost hear the hens that laid those eggs, clucking softly in the kitchen. I was almost halfway done with it before Kayday figured out how to even approach her baguette-bacon-hard-boiled-egg pileup. By which time everyone else at the table had weighed in with their own techniques.
"Turn the egg over and smash it into the bread," one woman offered. Another said she just takes the pieces off and eats them à la carte.
"Me, I get the quiche," I said, chomping on clouds. Christ, I love San Francisco. And the Tenderloin.
One nice thing about sharing a table with a bunch of strangers: Kayday was spared the gory details of my recent bad butt health. I only told her what the surgeon told me: that if it doesn't heal in two to four weeks, the next procedure is so uncomfortable they will have to put me to sleep. Those were his words.
"I hope he doesn't come from a veterinary background," Kayday said.
"I know. Right?" I said. "I'm getting my affairs in order, just in case."
FARM : TABLE
Mon.–Fri. 7:30 a.m.–6 p.m.;
Sat. 8 a.m.–6 p.m.;
Sun. 9 a.m.–3 p.m.
754 Post, SF