SUPER EGO Happy 45th birthday to Specs, my favorite bar in the city. The Capitan cocktail at La Mar is drink of the year so far. I think I finally get Daft Punk. There will probably soon be a "high-end" "gay" "strip" club called the Randy Rooster in the Castro, but you can't make it rain — tips are donated at entry to a favorite charity, the dancers only strip to g-strings, and there'll be upscale food. (It sounds positively Mormon.)
The winner of How Weird Street Faire was homegrown genius Larry Gonnello Jr.'s Boombox Affair, the back alley stage with the wired-together boomboxes, this killer six-hour set , and a perfect respite from the overflow of looky-loos this year. And that proposal by Mark Leno for bars in Cali to stay open until 4am? It died in committee, much like Roxxxy Andrews' hair (I don't even know who that is) — mostly due to the twisted machinations of the California Police Chiefs Association, who said it would mean more drunks on the road. Absolutely untrue! And this is why we can't ever have nice things. My goddess, even the bars in Anchorage, Alaska can stay open longer than ours. Guess I'll just have to keep my Scooby Doo flask polished and at the ready in my tubesock.
I am so very excited for this. A Chicago house legend and true sweetie who knows soul biz like nobody — except maybe his Strictly Jazz Unit partner in crime Glenn Underground. The Housepitality weekly does it again.
Wed/8, 9pm, $10. f8, 1192 Folsom, SF. www.housepitalitysf.com 
Six years of this awesome Latin funk and Afro jazz collective's dance floor vibes. As always, groovy brothers Pleasuremaker and Senor Oz preside over the festivities, full of live goodies and sweaty hotties, so good it's taking over two nights.
Thu/9 and Fri/10, $8–$15 per night. Elbo Room, 647 Valencia, SF. www.elbo.com 
Oh hi, Detroit originator of techno.
Fri/10, $20. 9:30pm-3:30am. Public Works, 161 Erie, SF. www.publicsf.com 
Poof! It's the return of that special-smart French hyperdisco feeling, as beloved label Kitsune spreads its pixie dust around with Fred Falke, Chrome Sparks, and our own Aaron Axelsen.
Fri/10, 9pm, $17. Mezzanine, 444 Jessie, SF. www.mezzaninesf.com 
The best and most freakish roving house party is at it again, this time bringing in the energetic and gorgeous W. Jeremy and Christy Love of NYC's House of Stank and Get Up Recordings.
Fri/10, $10, 9:30pm-3:30am. Public Works, 161 Erie, SF. www.publicsf.com 
"An all locals, disco-heavy night of music," too-cute promoter Kevin Meenan promises, somewhat surprisingly, for this installation of his monthly boundary pushing night, with Beat Broker on decks and plaza performing live.
Fri/10, 9pm, $5. UndergroundSF. 424 Haight, SF.
Everyone's favorite 808cumbia, electro-salsa, and tech-bachata monthly celebrates a bangin' new release on its Bersa Discos label  from Mexican DJ Quality, with DJ Quality! Sat/11, $5–$10, 10pm. Elbo Room, 647 Valencia, SF. www.elbo.com 
The two greatest bromances of the retro-rebuild decade, these male duos melted minds when they Frankensteined tunes from the 1950s-2000s (emphasis on the '90s) into exotic-sounding hybrids of moody funk and deep house. Now everyone's taken their cues — what will they pull off next?
Sat/11, 9pm, $20. Mezzanine, 444 Jessie, SF. www.mezzaninesf.com 
She has the tightest style — sound + vision — of anyone going right now, melting late '80s and early '90s sonic signifiers into a sophisticated semiotic code that packs the dance floor every time. Funky Mother's Day!
Sun/12, 10pm, $10. Holy Cow, 1535 Folsom, SF. www.honeysoundsystem.com