So Mitt's officially an Etch A Sketch,
And Rick says JFK's speech made him retch.
Ron Paul's a ditz, and Gingrich is a letch.
Though nets are flung as far as tthey will stretch,
There isn't any white knight there to fetch.
Republicans thus sit around and kvetch.
Calvin Trillin: Deadline Poet: The Nation (4/16/2012)