Oh hi, spooky. It's the Bay Area's favorite time of year, with both candy and muerte  on our minds. here's a handy guide to what's going down on Hallow's Eve and boo-weekend.
Afrolicious Super Fly Halloween Elbo Room, 647 Valencia, SF; www.elbo.com . 9:30pm-2am, $10-15. Get retro-spooky with the Latin funk and super-groovy sounds of the Afrolicious party crew. Style out in '70s-inspired costumes and get down: the live Afrolicious house band will be covering legendary Blaxploitation masterwork soundtrack Super Fly by Curtis Mayfield in its entirety. Far out!
All Hallows' Eve DNA Lounge, 375 11th St, SF; www.dnalounge.com . 9pm, $13 advance. The annual party at the DNA Lounge is a showcase of its party talent, with DJs from club nights Bootie, Meat, Death Guild, New Wave City, Fringe, 120 Minutes, and more spinning goth and New Wave dance favorites and mashups. Plus an airborne performance by the high-flying Vau de Vire Society.
Back2Back Halloween Project One, 251 Rhode Island, SF; www.p1sf.com . 8pm-2am, $10. Beloved Wicked crew DJs Jeno and Garth celebrate nine years of their Back2Back party with some psychedelic house gems.
Black Mammoth Mighty. 119 Utah, SF; www.mighty119.com . 9pm-3am, $13-15. Buoyant Burning Man juggernaut Pink Mammoth gets dark for another one of its enormous blowouts, with DJs Galen, Kramer, Miguel Solari, Tyrel Williams, Gravity, and more.
"Creatures of the NightLife" California Academy of Sciences, 55 Music Concourse, Golden Gate Park, SF; www.calacademy.org . 6-10pm, $12. NightLife teams up with the Bay Area Science Festival for this spooky night hosted by Peaches Christ. Highlights include tips on how to survive a zombie attack, the latest on bioengineering (for any aspiring Dr. Frankensteins out there), monster make-up application, and more.
The Flaming Lips' Halloween Blood Bath Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, 99 Grove, SF, www.apeconcerts.com . Retiring elements that came close to being trademarks. (No space bubble, kids. Go see Diplo, who ripped it off, as he does every gimmick.) With their latest, The Terror, Oklahoma City psych rockers the Flaming Lips seem to be on their own private dark side of the moon, and the current tour promises to be a different kind of spectacle.
"Hacienda Halloween" Peralta House Museum of History and Community, 2465 34th Ave, Oakl; www.peraltahacienda.org . 5-7pm, free. Visit the Peralta Hacienda Historical House for a unique Halloween party, with stories of California's early years, autumn vegetables, and maybe even an East Bay spirit or two.
Halloween at the Chapel The Chapel, 777 Valencia, SF; www.thechapelsf.com . 9pm-2am, $15. Bobb Saggeth, the female-fronted Black Sabbath tribute band, headlines this black mass with Haight Breeders (covering Misfits songs, natch).
Honey Soundsystem + No Way Back Halloween F8, 1192 Folsom, SF; www.eventbrite.com . 9pm-4am, $15. Two of SF's sharpest DJ collectives combine forces to bring in the dark-edged house of NYC DJ Willie Burns and Split Secs. Should draw a great mixed crowd ready to dance.
House of Babes Halloween Holy Cow, 1535 Folsom, SF; www.thehouseofbabes.com . 9pm-2am, $10-$13. A young, fun shindig featuring a queer rainbow of hip-hop flavors from DJs Rapidfire, Pink Lightning, Dav-O, Boyfriend, and Jenna Riot, plus drag performances Amo A Nia, Rheal'Tea, and Vain Hein. Proceeds go to St. James Infirmary.
Lights Down Low Halloween Mezzanine, 444 Jessie, SF; www.mezzaninesf.com . 9pm-late, $30. Two amazing house headliners: The Magician, from France, who truly has a magic touch, and Germany's Tensnake, genius of disco-tinged tunes. Should be bonkers stuff from the ever-reliable Lights Down Low party crew.
Minus Monster Mash Public Works, 161 Erie, SF; www.publicsf.com . 9pm-3am, $18. A spooky showcase of classic techno label M-nus, now based in Berlin, with gaiser and matador performing live and DJ Hobo warming up.
Monarch Monster Mash Monarch, 101 Sixth St, SF; www.monarchsf.com . 9pm-3am, $20. The Green Gorilla party DJs celebrate 18 years of Gorillaness with awesome house DJ Heidi from the UK.
The Monster Show The Edge, 4149 18th St, SF; qbarsf.com/EDGE. 9pm-2am, $5. Loveable drag queen Cookie Dough's weekly drag show takes a killer turn, with blood-soaked performances by Mutha Chicka, Sugah Betes, Sue Casa, and more. Music by MC2. Will Cookie do her infamous Carrie number?
My Boo 111 Minna Gallery, SF. www.111minnagallery.com . 9pm-2am, $10. "The illest Halloween party" -- well that's to be expected from downtown hip-space 111. This costume party includes hip-hoppy DJs Shortkut and Neil Armstrong, plus a ton of cool, arty giveaways.
Nerd-O-Ween Churchill, 198 Church, SF; www.eventbrite.com . 8pm-2am, $20. It's a nerd party, duh! Dress up as your favorite Poindexter and join the Motown on Mondays and San Franpsycho crews for some soulful hits and coke-bottle glasses.
SFJazz Halloween SFJazz, 201 Franklin, SF; www.sfjazz.org . 7:30pm, $35-55. Join jazz wiz Maceo Parker and his band for an upbeat concert, followed by a dance party with DJ Dancy Pants and a costume contest presented by drag dears Lil Miss Hot Mess and VivvyAnne ForeverMore.
Total Trash Halloween Bash Stork Club, 2330 Telegraph, Oakl; www.totaltrashfest.com . 9pm, $5-10. NoBunny as Bo Diddley! Shannon and the Clams as The Saicos! Monster Women as the Go-Gos! Yogurt Brain as Weezer! The fantastic annual four-day garage-rock Total Trash Fest kicks off this year with a great concept: rockers as other rockers.
Tubesteak Connection Halloween Aunt Charlie's Lounge, 133 Turk, SF; www.auntcharlieslounge.com . 10pm-2am, $7. DJ Bus Station John's great gay weekly party pays tribute to the bathhouse disco parties of the past. And the naughty spirits of those days will rise again on Halloween, with a $100 midnight costume contest hosted by the gorgeous Miss Donna Persona and a full dance floor of horribly cute boys.
"Resurrect Sex Workers Fundraiser Day of the Dead Celebration" Fireside, 1453 Webster, Alameda; www.esplerp.org . 9pm, $15 single, $25 couple. All proceeds from this burlesque show benefit the Erotic Service Provider Legal, Educational and Research Project's legal battles.
"La Llorona: Weeping for the Life and Death of the Mission District" Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts, 2868 Mission, SF; www.missionculturalcenter.org . The Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts' 36th Day of the Dead exhibit. Surrounding the Day of the Dead celebration and exhibit, the center is hosting a series of workshops and events including a gala reception Sat/2 at 6pm ($6), a Dia De Los Muertos “Moda y Ofrendas” Fashion Show also Sat/2 at 9:30pm ($5), and a "Mole to Die For" tasting contest Nov. 13.
San Francisco Day of the Dead/Dia de los Muertos Celebration Procession begins 7pm at 22nd St and Bryant, SF, ends at Garfield park for alter viewing. www.dayofthedeadsf.org . SF's beloved marking of this Mexicn holiday includes music and a huge parade to Garfield Park, where eye-popping altars and offerings to dead loved ones are on display. A can't-miss cultural event.