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"National Anthem" Ratio 3.1, 1447 Stevenson, SF. www.ginateichart.com . 6-10pm, free. Like most artists, Gina Teichart has had significant problems paying off medical bills. Only difference is, she's translated her frustrations with the system into her creative output. Teichart uses her actual healthcare bills to artfully document our country's widespread medical-related anxieties and discontents.
"Anatomy like a Woman; Parts like a Man" 1703 Telegraph, Oakl. (510) 891-0199, www.feelmore510.com . 8pm-9:30pm. Come on down to Feelmore 510, Oakland's downtown sex shop that wants to enlighten you on matters you would never learn about in high school sex-ed. Tonight, learn how to use harnesses and dildos with sexy skill.
"Awkward and Acned: Stories about High School and Woe" Intersection for the Arts, 925 Mission, SF. (415) 626-2787 www.theintersection.org . 7pm, $5. Presented by the Litup Writers humor reading series, eight local comedians will reminisce and lament about their own stressed times in high schoo. They'll touch on first kisses, drama club, and drinking in one's parents' basement.
"What Ever Happened to Darfur?" Jewish Community Relations Council, 121 Steuart, SF. (415) 957-1551, www.darfursf.org . 6-8pm, free. Believe it or not, but the Darfur genocide wasn't solved by George Clooney. The local Darfur Coalition would like to remind you that there is still an on-going crisis. It will be premiering the new film Across The Frontlines, which details the atrocities being perpetrated on the Nuba people who inhabit the newly-named South Sudan.
Oktoberfest by the Bay Pier 48, 297 Terry A Francois, SF. www.oktoberfestbythebay.com . Fri/28 5pm-midnight; Sat/29 11am-5pm, 6pm-midnight; Sun/30 11am-6pm, $25$75. I hope you didn't buy your plane ticket to Germany already for this year's Oktoberfest one of the country's best Oktoberfests will be happening in our backyard, right next to AT&T Park. This year's fest will cover all the bases from authentic German beer (duh!) and an assortment of succulent sausages, and will feature a 21-piece Chico Bavarian band. Because a 20-piece band just doesn't cut it.
Inner Sunset Fourth Fridays Inner Sunset neighborhood, SF. www.innersunsetmerchants.org . 6-9pm, free. Hop the N-Judah line to the Inner Sunset to check out this burgeoning street festival. Put on by local businesses such as the Urban Bazaar, Pearl Gallery and Park Smile, this month's installment of Inner Sunset Fourth Fridays will have handcrafted jewelry, free pizza at a secret location, and a community chanting.
Polk Street Blues Festival Polk and California, SF. www.polkstreetbluesfestival.com  10am-6pm, free. Two stages of live tunes will rock Polk Street all the day long check out acts like zydeco artist Andre Thierry (Sat/23, 11am, California Street stage), Buckaroo Bonet (Sat/23, 4pm, Jackson and Polk stage), and Bird School of Music (Sun/24, noon, Jackson and Polk stage).
Nomadsight Jack Kerouac Alley, SF. www.nomadsight.com . Sat/29 11am-7pm; Sun/30 11am-5pm, free. Veteran world traveler and photographer Allen Myers has chosen North Beach's most famous Beat alley to display his latest exhibit. Myers' temporary street art installment showcases his travels in places like Barcelona, Berlin, and Zagreb. Here's hoping Myers will feature our city in his next exhibit, wherever in the world that may be.
Party on Block 18 18th St. between Dolores and Guerrero. Noon-5pm, free. Join this neighborhood block party, happening a literal stone's throw away from Dolores. Your taste buds won't be the only beneficiaries of the party's scrumptious offerings, because all proceeds from the event will be going to such awesome organizations as 826 Valencia, 18 Reasons, and the Women's Building.
Awesome Foundation Presents: Cardboard Castles Dolores Park, SF. www.awesomefoundation.com . noon, free. If you miss playing with Legos, the Awesome Foundation is there to indulge your childish desires by providing you with the materials to build a super-sweet fortress in whatever way such things look in your dreams.
Family Day Celebration 14th Ave East Picnic Area Golden Gate Park, JFK at 14th Ave., SF. (415) 431-2453, www.sfbike.org . Round the family up and hop on your fixie, mountain bike, road bike, cruiser, or trike and bike on over to Golden Gate Park for all sorts of fun bike-related activities like a parade the whole familial unit can ride out in, bike care classes, and biker Jeopardy games.
Dogma Hayes Valley neighborhood, Octavia and Hayes, SF. www.sfspca.org . In a city where dogs outnumber children, it makes sense to have a woof-centric festival. For those of you without dogs, this fest will host on-site adoptions and for best friend-ed up, you are cordially invited to enter your beloved canine. Give 'em a chance to put on their fancy paws.
Burning Books showcase The Green Arcade, 1680 Market, SF. (415) 431-6800 www.thegreenarcade.com . This sustainability-focused bookstore will play host to publisher Burning Books' Quandrants reading series, which today features writers Thomas Frick, L.K. Larsen, and Melody Sumner Carnahan.