“I believe that you are a mother who is pretty desperate.
Not only are you not a very nice person, you’re also a slob.
You’re a hustler.
What happened in April?
And you were incarcerated for 3 years’ time, is that right?
Right!
Of course!
Outrageous!
Why don’t ya pay attention?!”
Nothing makes listening to my voice mail more enjoyable than when N and C prank me using a Judge Judy soundboard [1].
Except maybe when I get a similar call from (remember her?) Miss Cleo [2].
Links:
[1] http://www.ebaumsworld.com/judgejudy.html
[2] http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mscleo.html