Food lovers can be film lovers, too. So in an unconventional "Appetite" this week, we go to the Oscars. Despite unworthy nominees and a slew of lackluster films, as a lifelong film fanatic, I still relish the event every year. There's fun in joining with like-minded film buffs and fashion hounds to rave and rant about all the missteps or underdogs who should have won. And I'll take any excuse to dress up.
This year I'm hoping the dynamic duo hosting team of Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin will add some spark to the hours' long telecast. I'm more skeptical about the first go-round of 10 Best Picture nominees, however. We may not be Hollywood, but SF still gets into the act with events to suit everyone: those who want to enjoy the Oscars in style and those who want to bash the hell out of them.
Old Hollywood Glamour at Top of the Mark
Pull out your vintage or evening gown attire for a night of "Old Hollywood Glamour" at Top of the Mark . With the glorious lights and waters of SF shimmering below, enjoy champagne, Tsar Nicoulai caviar  and other hors d'oeuvres. There's no admission cost, rather, you order a la carte off the regular menu or from special menus like “The Nominees Are…”, including a bottle of Piper Sonoma Brut and shrimp cocktails ($60), or “…the Oscar goes to”: Moet & Chandon Brut Imperial with 1 oz. of Tsar Nicoulai California Estate Osetra Caviar ($110). With friends or that special someone in tow, pretend you're at the Oscars as you watch from two screens near the dance floor, mentally composing your own Oscar acceptance speech.
Top of Mark/InterContinental Mark Hopkins
One Nob Hill, SF
Up the Oscars Benefit Bash at the Roxie
For 18 years running, dingy but loveable Roxie Theater  is the place for all you haters... or rather, true film buffs who can't stomach the idea of James Cameron winning any more awards. With the playful moniker of “Up the Oscars Benefit Bash,” you're actually encouraged to shout at the movie screen, critique gowns or choose sides on the Best Actor front (Firth or Bridges?) There's prizes and a costume contest, so come in anything from Cher-like weirdness to favorite film character. Shawerma-type snacks will be provided by neighboring Truly Mediterranean , but you can also bring your own food and drink as it's gonna get long. You'll need your energy for expressing outrage that a movie lacking plot, acting or substance, could (once again) win Best Picture.
Sun/7, 3:45pm (Red Carpet at 4pm; Oscars at 5:30pm)
3117 16th St, SF