Hair standing up on the back of your neck when you watch the news these days? Perhaps a little shiver of doubt when it comes to how our world's being run? Trust no one, baby – Conspiracy Con 2010 's coming to town, Sat/5-Sun/6. Buy your tickets now, before the government's drones read your thought patterns and freeze your computer.
A word of intro from the website from executive producer, Brian William Hall™ (thought you were going to steal his identity huh, you succubus! You thought wrong – that thing is trademarked!):
There is a bumper sticker out there that sums up the "waking-up" process on this planet perfectly... "The truth shall set you free, but first it'll piss you off!" And, I for one am pissed off. If you aren't, then you're either dangerously ignorant as to the way this world is truly run and controlled; you're in complete denial about this reality; or you are a willing pawn in this global game of chess played by the worst of tyrants.
If you fall under that last category, I feel compelled to quote a line to you from the TV miniseries "V" in which a rebel declares, "Congratulations on selling out your race to a bunch of night crawlers."
Well, there's just no way, no how I'm selling out to the night crawlers. You shouldn't either, so here's a handy rundown of the skeptical geniuses who've cracked the code that you'll find at Conspiracy Con X (tenth anniversary!) this year, their scam of expertise, and time slot so you can plan your weekend included:
Time slot: Sat/5 10:45 a.m.-12:15 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Dr. Michael S. Coffman, PhD
Scam he's wise to: The global warming scam
Time slot: Sun/6 3:15-4:45 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Dr. Bill Deagle, MD
Scam he's wise to: The mankind-is-unadaptable-to-the-coming-apocalypse scam.
Time slot:Sat/5 5-6:30 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Dr. Leonard Horowitz
Scam he's wise to: The H1N1 virus scam
Time slot: 10:45 a.m.-12:15 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Ron MacDonald
Scam he's wise to: The federal reserve “total slavery” scam
Time slot: Sat/5 1:30 -3 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Texe Marrs
Scam he's wise to: The Rothschild-Obama-Palin-McCain-Bush death cult scam.
Time slot: Sat/5 9 -10:30 a.m.
Conspiracy cracker: H. Michael Sweeney
Scam he's wise to: The new identification cards-systems scam (or “The Mark of the Beast” scam)
Time slot: Sun/6 9 -10:30 a.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Michael Collins Piper, featuring a live call to expert Jim Tucker
Scam he's wise to: The Bilderberg Group scam 
Time slot: Sun/6 1:30-3 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Michael Tsarion
Scam he's wise to: Mind control through popular media scam (or the “Don't Watch Avatar” scam)
Time slot: Sat/5 3:15- 4:45 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: William White Crow
Scam he's wise to: Unclear from program - possibly the government-alien mind control scam? White Crow is also well versed in “waking up the sheep.”
Time slot: Sun/6 5-6:30 p.m.
Conspiracy cracker: Special surprise guest, who “must remain anonymous up until the time of the conference for his own protection because of the nature of his research.”
Scam he's wise to: The scam to stop the use of alternative energies
Conspiracy Con X 2010
Sat/5 (through Sun/6) 8 a.m. - 9 p.m., $99-129
Santa Clara Marriott
2700 Mission College, Santa Clara