Rick Perry will fight a chicken with hand. He says so himself, right here. [1]And Newt Gingrich reminds us that you can't think when you're fucking high. [2]
Oh, and there's a group of spin-meisters in the back room trying to figure out how to make Perry sound less like a blithering idiot. [3]
Livefunnyordie [4]. I don't know how these folks manage the lip-reading stuff, but it's spectacular.
Links:
[1] http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/12/13/1044644/-Open-thread:-Rick-Perry-will-fight-a-chicken-with-hands?via=blog_1
[2] http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a6e1fea587/newt-gingrich-a-bad-lip-reading-soundbite?rel=player
[3] http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2d710fa8fc/the-spin-room?rel=player&playlist=334652
[4] http://www.funnyordie.com/