Rick Perry will fight a chicken with hand. He says so himself, right here. And Newt Gingrich reminds us that you can't think when you're fucking high.
Oh, and there's a group of spin-meisters in the back room trying to figure out how to make Perry sound less like a blithering idiot.
Livefunnyordie . I don't know how these folks manage the lip-reading stuff, but it's spectacular.