After what seems like months of pre parties, Pride has finally strapped on its bedazzled platforms and waltzed into our lives, so y’all are probs up to your ears in sexy this week. (If you’re not, be sure you head over to this week’s SFBG rundown of all things to be Proud of ). But – sigh - soldier on we must! Here’s a few choice flakes from the snow storm of flesh that will soon envelope us all.
Annie Sprinkle and Beth Stephens: “Sybaritic Cougars with Ecosexual Tendencies”
Annie Sprinkle has done it all, and she’s done it all on camera. The feminist porn star started flashing those big old breasties back in the ‘70s, and god damn it, she’s earned the right to create whole new sexualities – the lady must get bored sometime! She and partner Beth Stephens have developed an art form surrounding “ecosexuality,” the sensual love of earth and sea that has them staging elaborate art weddings to mountains and ocean all over this crazy globe. Check out what they’ve been up to at this exhibit. Ooo, and check out what went down when I went to hang at her house  the other week, while you're at it.
Thurs/24 6-8 p.m., free
1620 Polk, SF
How does a lady write such hot, steaming gay romance? Must be an ardent lover of the adventures of the shaft. But the author of such bestsellers as Getting it in the End, Driving Hard, and Leather Boys does quite well for her and her sticky fingered readers – and she's making a Pride week appearance to sign some new and lightly used literature. Hit her up between happy hour and your Thursday night romp of choice.
Thurs/24 7:30 p.m., free
A Different Light Bookstore
489 Castro, SF
Faetopia Festival: Cunt for Fags
Oh lord, what is that? That, my friend, is what we call a vulva. I know that here in town we are blessed with quite a few gentlemen that are unacquainted with its charms, but c’mon guys – human body beautiful, education is power, etc., etc. Playa players Comfort and Joy is organizing this class geared at male homos that explains the intricacies of that whorled conch that each bio femme carries around with her. It’ll be enlightening, it’ll be squishy, it’ll make them less scary. Or you'll be traumatized. Either way...
Fri/25 12:30-2 p.m., $15
Old Castro Tower Records building
2278 Market, SF
Pink Pleasure Party
So you’ve taken in the Dyke March, and it was fantabulous – but where did that float inhabitant get that wonderful Mustang Vix Skin for her strap on? Good Vibes has all you need in the way of dyke-y glory, plus their post parade party is just a hop, skip, and a jump from the parade route. DJs, snacks, and prizes galore. And no cover, Hallelujah!
Sat/26 8-10 p.m., free
603 Valencia, SF
What's up with all the labels? Can't we just stick what we want, where we want, without worrying about what kind of “sexual” it is? Mission Control and Kinky Salon are here to tell you that you sure can; in fact, that's the San Francisco way. So come on through, and get all inclusive with your loving at this party. Wear your latex, leather, and lace – just no street clothes please, this is the city of freak fashion we're talking about here.
Sat/26 10 p.m.- 4 a.m., $25-30
2519 Mission, SF
Post Pride Cool Down Party
What does it mean, exactly, when the SF Citadel hosts an event that is “not a play party”? Ostensibly, it should imply there's no BDSM romping going on, but at this particular post Pride “cool down,” there will be all the Citadel regulars showing off their skills – piercing demonstration, suspension performance, primal play and all - and naked people are definitely not a no-no. The event announcement is also quick to note that “naughty behavior [is] always welcome at the Citadel.” I say, carry on as you will, no one's watching. Actually, a lot of people will be, but you know what I'm saying.
Sun/27 5-9 p.m., $10
1277 Mission, SF
(415) 626 1746