Good news this week's gang: Femina Potens  has found a new brick and mortar gallery! The sex-positive, high-art fetish org will be moving out to Cesar Chavez between Mission and Valencia, high times for those of us in favor of artsy bondage nights and feminist porn-o-rama. We'll keep you posted as this story progresses... now onto the sex events!
Feelmore510 erotic film night
Didja catch our recent profile of Oakland's dopest new sex toy store? Certainly worth a trip to downtown Oak-town, so why not make it tonight for owner Nena Joiner's screening of blue films. Tonight's theme is vintage – maybe it'll get you all stoked for next week's YBCA retro porn festival ?
Weds/13 7:30-9 p.m., free
1703 Telegraph, SF
Oh man, you're all dressed up in your marabou finery, you're at Mission Control, there's a sexy cat or Dorothy or mermaid sitting across the room giving you the come-hither gaze – and you freeze. Don't worry, times like these just call for a workshop. You can get that before you hit this week's Pink play party at the regular pre-party class, which this time around features Martha Baczynski teaching you the fine art of the swinger come-on. Just remember, you gotta bring a “responsible partner” to Pink.
Pre-workshop 9-10:15 p.m.
Play party 10 p.m.-3 a.m., $30 for both, members only
Guess what trannies, genderqueers, and the like: you now have your very own coffee meet-and-greet! Hie thee hence to Wicked Grounds, where you will find not only a gender-nuetral bathroom, but a roomful of fun, interesting, sexy folks who defy the gender binary that persists in asking: coffee or tea? at SF's S-M cafe extraordinaire.
Sat/9 7-9 p.m., free
289 Eighth St., SF
11th Annual South Bay Kink Ride
Board your choppers and bring your appetite – this South Bay tradition takes you to that most suburban of restaurants, to a small park for singetail slingin', and then out through the Santa Cruz Mountains – and lunch, of course. Perfect for those who enjoy the feel of fresh air whipping by their sexy loins. And whips, of course.
Sun/10 9 a.m. breakfast, 10:30 ride, free except for cost of food
18500 Sutter, Morgan Hill
Naked Girls Eating
The gang -- Lady Monster, Carol Queen, Cherry Galette, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, and Isis Starr from Naked Girls Reading  is back -- and they've brought snacks. This month, the rude nudes will be orating from tales of delectable food porn --- and all the while you can feast on their bodacious bods and treats from SF's own BDSM coffeeshop, Wicked Grounds . Delicious!
Sun/10 8-10 p.m., $15-20
Center for Sex and Culture
1349 Mission, SF
“Fabulous Fellatio: The Art of Oral Sex” and “Petting the Kitty: Cunnilingus and Female Massage”
Megan Andelloux 's gotta have a great mouth. The sexpert is teaching not one, but two nights that'll teach all comers the art of going downtown on their Charlie Brown (and Lucy). Hetero couples: going to one and not the other? Not fun at all, make it a two-fer and everyone goes home happy!
Fellatio: Mon/11 6:30-8:30 p.m., $20-25
Petting: Tues/12 6:30-8:30 p.m., $20-25
1620 Polk, SF