You're dying for a new pair of marijuana leaf-shaped pasties, but also can't go another moment without some hot trans docu-porn? Well thank goodness for Oakland's Feelmore510 . The downtown adult store continues its killing-it line-up of sexy, useful, and educational events this week with a screening of Trans Entities. Morty Smith's filmed profile  of Papí and Wil, a real-life trans couple, switches between probing, honest interviews and raw, hot sex. All in all, the anti-plastic fantastic of mainstream skin flicks.
And now it's carrying Pastease , a line of fantastical tit covers that veer from sexy to silly and back again. The cannabis leaf-shaped pair caught our eyes originally, but that is not to say we're not into the skull-and-crossbone set or the four leaf clover numbers. Anyway, take note – one stop sexiness has made it to the East Bay.
Lyon Martin-Femina Potens art exhibit
Katie Gilmartin, Kira Scarlet, Suzanne Rachel Forbes, and KD "Megaphone" Diamond all know the power of their sex-positive art. And now through November, the four are harnessing it for the forces of good. Femina Potens helped to organize this art installation at one of SF's favorite sexual health clinics -- the artists' works were all inspired by the mission to create a welcoming, positive space for the clients of Lyon Martin.
Through November 5
Lyon Martin Health Services
1748 Market, SF
Hubba Hubba Summer Camp
Hey campers! Celebrate the summer we never have in the city with this sleep-away themed edition of the Hubba Hubba Revue burlesque blowouts. We're talking "campfire comedy" and "astonishing acts of nature," according to the event poster -- pack your Calamine lotion and head out, scouts.
Fri/26 9 p.m., $10-15
375 11th St., SF
It'll be the first time you come to Powerhouse to get clean -- maybe. This party meets you at the door with towel rental and clothing check, but something tells us that the "Powershower" its featuring is unlikely to give you a chance to shampoo and condition. Sweaty go-go dancers provide inspiration to drop the soap...
Fri/26 10 p.m.-2 a.m.
1347 Folsom, SF
"Anatomy of Pleasure with Robert and Carol"
Going beyond the typical lexicon of opening energies and "feeling" your partner, this one-off workshop taught by sex luminaries Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence makes use of anatomical in's to sexual pleasure: proprioception, dermatones, sensory specificity. What do those terms mean? Hey, we're not the ones teaching the course, go check it out for yourself.
Sun/28 1-5 p.m., $20-60
Center for Sex and Culture
1349 Mission, SF
Trans Entities: Naughty Love of Papí and Wil
The talking scenes are sweet and thought-provoking, the bedroom scenes are sexy and brutal -- Trans Entities picks up where other adult films leave off and tonight you can check it out in downtown Oakland's new woman-run sex store hot spot.
Mon/29 7:30-9:30 p.m., donation suggested
1703 Telegraph, Oakl.