An etymology lesson on dongs with supplemental dick-tionary


By Juliette Tang

Here's a sexual etymology lesson of the day. Did you know that the term "penis" is only 341 years old? Most etymologists agree that the English word "penis" comes from the Latin word for "tail". Before "penis" was adopted as the standard noun for the male sexual organ, English speakers used the term "yard", which the English Dictionary lists as having been used from 1379-1668. Now how about that.

... And while we're on the topic of etymology, I put together a Dick-tionary this morning for your enjoyment. This index has not yet been peer-reviewed, so please do not hesitate to inform us if there are any synonyms you would like us to add to this important list.

A Adam's Finger Adam's Rod Anal-yzer Avenger
B Baby Maker Bald-Headed Butler Baloney Banana Bearded Sausage Beef Injection Belly Buster Blade Blue-Veined Meatroll Bone Boner Broomstick Bum Tickler Butt Plug
C Cack Carnal Stump Carrot Chode Chubby Cock Crack Haunter Creamsicle Creamstick Crotch Rocket
D Dagger Dart of Love Devirginator Dick Ding-Dong Dingus Divining Rod Doider Domepiece Dong Dragon Drill
E Eel Ejaculator
F Family Organ Fiddlestick Fishing Rod Fornicator Frankfurter Fucker
G Ghengis Cock Giggle Stick Gooser Gravy Make Greaser Gristle Gut Buster
H Ham Bone Ham Cannon Hammer Hanging Johnny Hard On Heat-Seeking Missile Hooded Cobra Horn Hose Hot Dog Hot Rod Hot Sausage
J Jack in the Box Jackhammer Jake the Snake Javelin Johnny One Eye Johnson Joy Stick Junk
K Kidney Cracker Kielbasa Knob Knocker
L Lance Lightsaber Little Willy Lizard Lollipop Long John Love Dart Love Gun
M Man-Root Master John Thursday Mayo Gun Meat Meat Whistle Member Merry Maker Middle Leg Milkman Mister Goodwrench Mister Tom Mouse Mushroom Head My Little Pony
N Nimrod Noodle
O Octogon Old Blind Rob Old Faithful One-Eyed Milkman One-Eyed Monster
P Pant Muscle Pecker Peen Pencil Peter Phallus Pickle Pile Driver Pinnochio's Nose Pisser Pistol Plug Tail Pocket Rocket Poker Pole Axe Pongo Pork Steeple Pork Sword Power Drill Prick Pride and Joy Prong Python
Q Quimstake
R Ram Ramrod Raw Meat Reamer Rod Rolling Pin Root Rudder
S Salami Sausage Sceptre Schlong Schlort Sconge Scythe Sexer Shaft Short Arm Skin Flute Snake Spout Staff Stiffy Stump Sugar Stick
T Table Leg Tally-Whacker
That Thing I Don't Really Want to Put in My Mouth Thing Third Leg Throbber Thumper Thunder Bolt Torch of Cupid Toy Trouser Snake Tube Steak Tunneler
U Uncle Dick
V Violater Vlad the Impaler Vomiting Cobra
W Wand Wang Weapon Wedding Tackle Weener Weenie Whistle Wick Widowmaker Willy Womb Ferret Wood Worm
X XXX-calibur
Y Yang Yosh
Z Zinger Zubrick