You wouldn't think that P-raw: Whore of the Underworld would have problems with being cockblocked, but there you have it. P-raw will be one of the charismatic over-sharers at this week's installation of Bawdy Storytelling (Wed/10), the naughty, gleefully live version of the embarrassing stories section they used to have in Sassy Magazine. Man, we miss that rag. Anyway, if past editions are indicator, tonight's Bawdy (whose stories will pay homage to times when sex got squashed by a bystander) will be a silly, sexy romp. Chicken John, Phuong Mai, Airial Clark, and Suzanne Forbes take the stage and need your commiseration.
Bawdy Storytelling: Cockblocked
Tales of love lost – to that jerk in the fedora, no less – reign at this pervy live storytelling series.
Wed/10 8 p.m., $10
The Blue Macaw
2565 Mission, SF
Pin Up Clinic Calendar Release Party
Dropping trow and covering one's boobies in whipped cream may not immediately seem like it will be beneficial to women's health in the Bay Area, but that's probably because you're not thinking big enough. One group of women did just that and the fruits of their labor are now a twelve month 2011 calendar featuring women from around the Bay gettin' pin-up with it. Proceeds from the calendar will go straight to Women's Community Clinic in San Francisco. Tonight's party will feature live music, a photo booth for muggin', and more.
Sat/13 7 p.m., free with purchase of $15 calendar
494 Wesley, Oakl.
Leather Beer Bust and benefit
SF Leather Daddy boys and the SF Girls of Leather are hosting a beer bust to benefit Sunburst Projects, a charity that supports families with HIV/AIDS. You already know altruism is sexy, so saddle up that leather vest and cap, and snag your favorite toy to bring on the road – a latex (or otherwise stimulating) lovely will score 20 tickets for the raffle featuring prizes by Kink.com and Off Ramp Leathers.
Sun/14 3-6 p.m., $10
398 12th St., SF
Tops and bottoms and lovers of some good ass are welcome to this primer by porn star-pro switch Tina Horn. Flogging, role play, and caning are all included on the day's docket, and really, the hands-on demonstration alone should be worth the price of entry.
Sun/14 4 p.m., $20
2199 Market, SF
Shall we not gloss over the glory of a good wank? Eros won't, and it doesn't want you to, either. Gay men are invited to bring their lube of choice and refocus on self. The class will be a walk-through of tantric masturbation, the art of concscious cumming -- expect light eye contact and encouragment of primal sound.
Mon/15 6-9 p.m., $20
2051 Market, SF
Who loves you, momma? Yeah, yeah, the rugrat, but also your friends at Good Vibes. And unlike Baby, GV can mix you free drinks, set up free one-on-ones with staff sexologist Dr. Carol Queen, and introduce you to mommy writers like Billie Sharp, D.I.Y. Expert. Because even you need a play date.
Tue/16 6-8 p.m., free
1620 Polk, SF
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