Hot sexy events: April 6-12

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Disciplinarian Penny Barber takes to the stage for Femina Potens' mommafest, Thurs/7
PHOTO VIA PENNYBARBER.COM

Hey sexy momma. No really, all you mothers out there – you need love too! And though Good Vibes has been holding their Mommy's Playdates for awhile, flush with sex toy consultations and complimentary refreshments for female breeders, now there's a new event that especially geared towards those mamis out there: this month's Femina Potens' Kinky Mamas. Local kinky ladies with offspring will bare their souls on the mic, sure to be an affirming evening.

Why the emphasis on uterus production? We haven't left the Virgin-Madonna paradox behind, guys. One need only point to the discomfort stirred up by a photo of a naked pregnant woman (or that sex scene in Knocked Up) to see that sexy motherhood – well, it's just not accepted in the public arena. But with Femina Potens founder Madison Young, sexy webcaster Suzie Bright, and Thea Hillman – part of the “homosexual revolution,” according to Focus on the Family -- all having boarded the child-rearing train, it's high time to start considering where a sex-positive life fits into having little ones.  

“Couple Seeking... : How to Have a Threesome”

Is there a more complicated sexual situation than the couple-and-a-third threesome? I'm sure you readers can think of one – but there's no getting around the fact that this is a bedroom bang that deserves some forethought. Let sexperts Danielle Haral and Celeste Hirschman guide you through the basics of selecting your playmate and what to do with them once you've got them. Note: this workshop caters towards heterosexual couples seeking a male or female third. 

Weds/6 6-8 p.m., one person $20-25, couples $35-45

Good Vibrations

1620 Polk, SF

(415) 345-0500

www.goodvibes.com 


Sizzle: Sexy Mamas

Porn stars, authors, sex educators – mothers all, and they're here to revel in it. Celebrate sex-positive motherhood at this Femina Potens event at Mission Control. 

Thurs/7 8:30-11:30 p.m., $10 Femina Potens or Mission Control members only

Mission Control 

www.missioncontrolsf.org


Bawdy Storytelling: The Unlikeliest Places

It's begun: Bawdy Storytelling has started its gradual takeover of the planet with the storytelling series' first show outside SF city limits. For the event's East Bay debut, the exhibitionists onstage will discuss those moments when they did that … there? Rumor has it the evening will include a tale of getting drunk in a hospital – but who hasn't done that?

Thurs/7 8 p.m., $10

The Uptown Night Club

1928 Telegraph, Oakl.

www.uptownnightclub.com


Kinky Karaoke 

Just a good old-fashioned, no-pressure karaoke meet-up – although if you happen to catch sparks with that sexy singer belting out “My Way,” just give them a nudge if they sit down at the table near the stage with the stuffed animal on it. That'll be the place to go if you're looking to hang with other local kinksters. Just remember, dress casual – karaoke's open to the public, so you might want to leave your strap-on in your satchel. 

Thurs/7 7-11 p.m., two drink minimum

The Mint

1942 Market, SF

www.soj.org


The Society of Janus sampler night

A BDSM buffet for those interested in trying something new, tonight at SF Citadel instructors will have areas set up for demonstrations and “samples” of various kink techniques. Electrical play, bondage, impact play, and psychological play will all be demonstrated – now that'll make you hot for teacher. 

Sun/10 6:30-9:30 p.m., free

SF Citadel 

1277 Mission, SF

(415) 626-2746

www.sfcitadel.org 


“The Price of Sex”

Well it's hardly hot or sexy, but it is part of our world's carnal reality, and we should all probably be up on the issue. Here's a screening of a documentary on the netherworld of Eastern European sex trafficking, an investigation launched by Bulgarian photojournalist Mimi Chakarova. Chakarova will be on-hand for a post-screening Q&A, as will be her filmmaking team and a retired FBI agent (!). 

Tues/12 7-8:30 p.m., free with RSVP

Sutardja Dia Hall Banatao Auditorium

UC Berkeley, Berk. 

(510) 642-3394

journalism.berkeley.edu

 

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