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Fantasia on Makerbot Cupcake

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By D. Scot Miller

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I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bet
She said u told her a fantasy that got her all wet
Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot/I knew that we could slide

My patron saint for all things freaky, Prince, wrote this lyric nearly 20 years ago (Can you believe it? Neither can I), who knew the manner of prophecy The Glyph was laying down all those years ago. Read more »

Billionaires and Babes -- and ew

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By Juliette Tang

In what is surely a sign of the decline of capitalism, Babes and Billionaires is now open Read more »

One pop and you can't stop

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By Juliette Tang

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I've heard of people having sex on exercise balls, but I've never heard of an exercise ball fetish, in the true sense, before today. A 31-year old man from Duluth, MN, is on the run from cops after breaking into a gym and slashing a bunch of exercise balls "to satisfy a sexual urge". Read more »

They don't call it Hotlanta for nothing, I guess

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By Juliette Tang

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Folsom Street Fair: Not sexy enough for ya?

If you thought you heard the last of that stupid Trojan sex survey, then maybe you should stop reading this. Read more »

Under the covers with 'Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys'

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By D. Scot Miller

A note from D., our new SEX SF contributor: "This is my first installment on the SFBG's Sex SF blog. I'm pretty sure that anyone who knows me half-suspected that I was a freak. Ease your suspicions friends, I am."

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I just finished reading Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys: Professionals Writing on Life, Love, Money, and Sex. by David Henry Sterry and R.J. Read more »

Hot sex events this week: July 15-21

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Compiled by Molly Freedenberg

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With the Partial Suspension class on Thursday and Marquis Ball on Saturday, this week's going to be BDSM-alicious.

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>> Partial Suspension for Complete Sadists
Japanese rope bondage expert Mike West hosts this course featuring theories on challenging ties, installation of overhead points at home or on the go, testing a suspension ring, and the advantag Read more »

'Graphic Sexual Horror'

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By Kevin Langson

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The prurient pleasure film Graphic Sexual Horror cannot be accused of failing to live up to its title. In fact, it's safe to say that discussion or protestations (and anyone who's not catatonic is bound to have something to say) that follow this solid porn-ocumentary will be related to the rather contentious content. Read more »

Suspension for sadists and the Marquis Ball

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By Molly Freedenberg

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As we working stiffs watch more and more of our peers enjoying their government-funded, sun-filled "funemployment," (ugh) it's hard not to feel tied down by the weight of the work week. But remember: not all bondage is bad. Case in point: Mike West's Partial Suspension for Complete Sadists and the Marquis Fetish Ball, both happening this week to remind us that being told what to do can be a treat. Read more »

alt.sex.column: The one true way

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By Andrea Nemerson. View more alt.sex columns here. Email your questions to Andrea: andrea@altsexcolumn.com.

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Dear Readers:

WebMD sent out this slightly goofy "10 Amazing Health Benefits of Sex.", an article virtually identical to dozens of others I've dutifully read, but you, perhaps, have been spared. Read more »

Need a job? Gentlemens clubs to the rescue

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For those currently on the hunt for gainful employment, 11 of San Francisco's gentlemens clubs -- including The Gold Club, Hustler Club, Broadway Showgirls and Centerfolds -- are having a job fair next Monday, July 20, at the Holiday Inn at Fisherman's Wharf (1300 Columbus Ave). The job fair goes from noon to 5PM. One could do worse than to earn between $100 and $400 a night in tips. Like, you could not have a job, or your passion could be blogging. Read more »