How about that Sarah Palin? Dude, she micromassages more target markets than a genetically spliced fusion of Oprah, Dr. Phil, and an octopus Smurf. She's ready for the covers of Time, People, and every other rag favored by the They Live set. 'Scuse me while I hurl.
I'm not alone in the vomitorium: pepe, andy, bret, and landwolf all puke in Matt Furie's boy's club #2. That's what a champagne-and-SpaghettiOs diet will do to you. Furie and his fearsome foursome avoid the sophomore slump with face-melting funnies about yoga and Alanis Morissette. Read more »
REVIEW What's wrong with anger? Nothing it's a perfectly cromulent human emotion. But it sure makes for awful poetry, especially if it's poured undiluted by humor, hope, or reflection into the "frail vessel" of verse, like hydrochloric acid into Tupperware. The poem may be true, the poem may be honest but honey, the fumes'll kill ya. Read more »
ISBN REAL Exciting news for the tangibility fetishists among us (digital space-children, just hum some binary code for a minute while we grasp at one more straw): Dash Shaw's serial Web comic BodyWorld (dashshaw.com) will be gracing the third dimension in (earth-) bound form some time next year, as a graphic novel published by Pantheon.
BodyWorld, now up to chapter eight of 12, concerns Paulie Panther, a botanist in the not-too-distant future whose job is to update an encyclopedia of hallucinogenic plant life. Read more »
She was Biggie's wife. She's still the mother of his son. She was in the middle stuck on the very fault line of the Biggie and Tupac saga. She's put up with Sean Combs through all his nicknames. She wrote and sang gorgeous backup for Mary J. Read more »
Akashic Books' initial 2002 publication of High Life was not much of a cause célèbre in the larger literary world. But the ultraviolent novel of sex, murder, and scatology in mid-1990s Los Angeles was a definitive moment in the development of the so-called "torture porn" subgenre. As the debut author for Dennis Cooper's Little House on the Bowery imprint, Matthew Stokoe became both a disciple of glorious S-M writers like Cooper, Bret Easton Ellis, and Samuel R. Delany and a centurial groundbreaker. Read more »
Now that the Iraq War and occupation is accepted as a permanent feature of American life, it seems worthwhile to reflect on how controversial it once was not just among the millions who filled streets around the world to protest the impending invasion, but also within the governments of some of America's traditional allies. No one better expressed the rift it created in Europe than German Foreign Minister Joschka Fischer when he publicly rejected Donald Rumsfeld's appeal for support at the February 2003 Munich security conference. Read more »
Call me wasteful, call me Luddite, call me nostalgic, call me obsolete. I'm not ashamed to admit it: I like paper. I like it a little too much. These days, when I look at paper, I have a pair of scissors in my mind if not my right hand I want to take the complete form of detritus that a single sheet or a full book represents, and cut it into a new shape. Maybe it's a visual extension of editing words for a living. Read more »
I was having visions in those days. They came mostly when I was drying out, not drinking, waiting around for money or something to arrive, and the visions were very real Technicolor and with music mostly they flashed across the top of the ceiling while I was on the bed in a half-slumberous state. I had worked in too many factories, had seen too many jails, had drunk too many bottles of cheap wine to maintain any sort of cool and intelligent state toward my visions
ISBN REAL This month, a collection of Daniel Mendelsohn's essays on books, plays, and films is being published. How Beautiful It Is And How Easily It Can Be Broken (Harper, 480 pages, $26.95) is excellent. But it lacks something I can't help wanting from the criticism I read, no matter how often some denunciation tries to shame the desire out of me. Read more »