TECHSPLOITATION I know it's uncharitable of me to say I hate Facebook.com, because, after all, I have a Facebook profile and I log in to the infernal site several times a week. But I do hate it, and I'm not afraid to say why.
1. I don't want you to know who my friends are.
Facebook is a second-generation social network, which means its developers have learned from the mistakes of early social networks like Friendster and MySpace. Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION I was raised on the idea that the information age would usher in a democratic, communication-based utopia, but recently I was offered at least two object lessons in why that particular dream is a lie.
First, a dead surveillance satellite, one roughly the size of a bus, fell out of orbit and into a collision course with Earth. It will likely do no damage, so don't worry about being crushed to death by flying chunks of the National Security Agency budget. The important part is that nobody knew when the satellite died. Maybe a year ago? Maybe a few days? Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION Say what you want about Google being an evil corporate overlord that steals all of your private data, turns it into info-mulch, and then injects it into the technoslaves to keep them drugged and helpless. There are still some good things about the company. Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION I'm looking forward to eating my first clone hamburger. I mean, why not? I eat cloned plants all the time, and I admire cloned flowers. Clone meat seems like the next logical step. And yet I can't tell you how many bizarre conversations I've had with people over the past few days about the apparently controversial move by the Food and Drug Administration this month to approve meat from cloned cows as a foodstuff.
People are really freaked out by eating the meat from a clone. Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION Six years ago I wrote a column titled "Blog Anxiety," which was all about how bloggers make me nervous and jealous with their lightning-fast news cycles. I bemoaned my inability to commit words to public record without waiting for editorial oversight and without waiting for publication day (inevitably several days if not weeks after I had written those words). Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION I'd like to propose a version of Moore's law, only related to the expansion of information instead of the speed of processors. My new law goes like this: the amount of information in the world is always expanding faster than the data storage systems available to capture it.
TECHSPLOITATION War changes everything, including technology. We are roughly six years into what the George W. Bush administration calls the war on terror and what hundreds of thousands of soldiers know as the occupation of Iraq. Gizmos that a decade ago would have been viewed entirely as communications tools and toys are now potential surveillance and killing machines.
Don't believe me? Consider how much the Web has changed. Referred to naively 10 years ago by Bill Clinton and Co. Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION The following story is not entirely made up. But it's fictional enough that if you think you recognize yourself or your friends, then you must be mistaken.
He had a vaguely European-sounding name and a vague job doing something with the United Nations, or perhaps one of its subcommittees or projects or councils. It sounded important because it had a lot of words in it, and one of those words was Internet. That's why Shiva met him.
They were at some kind of after-conference party, or maybe it was midconference. Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION Two new studies of animal intelligence caught my attention last week because they prove that humans are no better than dogs and monkeys. This is something I've always felt to be true on an anecdotal level, and now cognitive science backs me up.
A researcher in Vienna, Austria, trained dogs to sort photographs into two categories: pictures of other dogs and pictures of landscapes. Read more »
TECHSPLOITATION For the holidays, I don't want to do something nice for the earth. I don't want to buy special laptops loaded with Western video games and imagery for kids in Africa without computers. I don't want to get handmade iPod covers from the Etsy online store that nurtures local craftspeople. And I don't want to go off-line for a day to commune with people in the real world.
I want toxic Chinese toys covered with paint that will make me hallucinate. Read more »