In a world where iFart is an acceptable product, you would think that pretty little abstractions of bodily functions would pass muster. But multimedia visual artist Luciano Foglia encountered resistance in Appleland when he tried to make his "Geometric Porn" app available via iPhone -- it was rejected on the grounds of being "excessively objectionable or crude content." Check out this preview video of GP to see the shapes Apple deemed too hot for your phone screen. And rejoice: the controversy hasn't stopped Foglia from making T-shirts. Or you from buying them, you sleekly dirty dog, you.